Nursery Rhymes(27)
JACK SPRAT COULD EAT NO  FAT,
JAK  SPRAT KUUD EET NOE FAT,<==Read Aloud (Phonemes)

HIS WIFE COULD EAT NO  LEAN.
HIZ WIEF KUUD EET NOE LEEN.

AND SO  BETWEEN THEM BOTH,  YOU SEE,
AND SOE BITWEEN TZEM BOETH, YUE SEE,

THEY..LICKED .THE..PLATTER.CLEAN.
TZAE  LIKT    TZU  PLATUR..KLEEN.
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OLD  KING COLE WAS A MERRY OLD  SOUL,
OELD KING KOEL WOZ U MEREE OELD SOEL,

AND A MERRY OLD  SOUL WAS HE.
AND U MEREE OELD SOEL WOZ HEE.

HE  CALLED FOR HIS PIPE,
HEE KOLD   FOR HIZ PIEP,

AND HE CALLED FOR HIS BOWL,
AND HE KOLD   FOR HIZ BOEL,

AND HE CALLED FOR HIS FIDDLERS THREE.
AND HE KOLD   FOR HIZ FIDXLURZ THREE.
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MARY   HAD A LITTLE LAMB,
MERXEE HAD U LITUL  LAM,

ITS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW.
ITZ FLEES  WOZ WHIET AZ SNOE.

AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY  WENT,
AND EVEREEWHUR TZAT MEREE WENT,

THE LAMB WAS SURE  TO  GO.
TZU LAM  WUZ SHUER TUE GOE.
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JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL,
JAK  AND JIL WENT UP TZU HIL,

TO  FETCH A PAIL OF WATER;
TUE FECH  U PAEL OF WOXTUR;

JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS CROWN,
JAK  FEL  DAUN AND BROEK HIS KRAUN,

AND JILL CAME TUMBLING  AFXTER.
AND JIL  KAEM TUMXBLING AFXTUR.
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RUB-A-DUB-DUB,
RUB-U-DUB-DUB,

THREE MEN IN A TUB.
TZREE MEN IN U TUB.

AND WHO  DO YOU THINK THEY BE?
AND WHUE DO YUE TZINK TZAE BEE?

THE BUTCHER,  THE BAKER,  THE CANDLESTICK  MAKER.
TZU BUUXCHUR, TZU BAEXLUR,TZU KANXDULXSTIK MAEXKUR.
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JACK BE  NIMBLE,  JACK BE  QUICK,
JAK  BEE NIXMBUL, JAK  BEE KWIK,

JACK JUMP OVER  THE CANDLESTICK.
JAK  JUMP OEVUR TZU KANDULXSTIK.
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HEY  DIDDLE  DIDDLE,  THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE,
HAE, DIDXUL  DIDXUL,  TZU KAT AND TZU FIDXUL,

THE COW  JUMPED OVER   THE MOON.
TZU KAUW JUMPT  OEXVUR TZU MUEN.

THE LITTLE XDOG LAUGHED TO  SEE SUCH SPORT,
TZU LITXUL DOG  LAFT    TUE SEE SUCH SPOERT,

AND THE DISH RAN AWAY  WITH THE SPOON.
AND TZU DISH RAN UXWAE WITZ TZU SPUEN.
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HICKORY,  DICKORY,  DOCK,
HIKOEREE, DIKOEREE, DOK,

THE MOUSE RAN UP THE CLOCK.
TZU MAUS  RAN UP TZU KLOK.

THE CLOCK STRUCK ONE, THE MOUSE RAN DOWN;
TZU KLOK  STRUK, WUN, TZU MAUS  RAN DAUN;

HICKORY,   DICKORY,  DOCK.
HIKOEXREE, DIKOEXREE, DOK.
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LITTLE JACK HORNER   SAT IN THE CORNER,
LITXUL JAK  HOERNXUR SAT IN TZU KOERXNUR,

EATING A  CHRISTMAS PIE.
EETXING U KRIXSMUS  PIE.

HE  PUT IN HIS THUMB, AND PULLED OUT A PLUM;
HEE PUT IN HIZ TZUMB, AND PULD   AUT U PLUM;

AND SAID, "WHAT A GOOD BOY   AM I!"
AND SED,  "WHOT U GUUD BOXEE AM IE!"
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HUMPTY   DUMPTY   SAT ON A WALL,
HUMPXTEE DUMPXTEE SAT ON U WOL,

HUMPTY  DUMPTY   HAD A GREAT FALL.
UMP TEE DUMPXTEE HAD U GRAET FOUL.

ALL THE KING'S  HORSES,   AND ALL THE KING'S MEN;
OUL TZU KINGZ'S HOERXSIS, AND OL  TZU KING'Z MEN;

COULDN'T PUT HUMPTEE  TOGETHER    AGAIN.
CUUDXN'T PUT HUMPXTEE TUEXGETHXUR UXGEN.
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PUSSY   CAT, PUSSY   CAT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
PUUXSEE KAT, PUUXSEE KAT, WHER  HAV  YUE BEN?

I'VE BEEN TO  LONDON  TO  LOOK AT THE QUEEN.
IE'V BEN  TUE LONXDUN TUE LUUK AT TZU KWEEN.

PUSSY   CAT, PUSSY   CAT, WHAT DID YOU THERE?
PUUXSEE KAT, PUUXSEE KAT, WHOT DID YUE TZAER?

I  FRIGHTENEDX A LITTLE MOUSE UNDER  HER CHAIR.
IE FRIETXND    U LITXUL MAUS  UNXDUR HUR CHAER.
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LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON A TUFFET,
LITXL  MIS  MUXFET SAT ON A TUXFET,

EATING  HER CURDS AND WHEY.
EETXING HUR KURDS AND WHAE.

THERE CAME A BIG SPIDER,
TZER  KAEM A BIG SPIEXDUR,

WHO  SAT DOWN BESIDE   HER;
WHUE SAT DAUN BEEXSIED HUR;

AND FRIGHTENED MISS MUFFET AWAY.
AND FRIETXND   MIS  MUXFET UXWAE.
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RIDE A COCK-HORSE TO  BANBURY    CROSS,
RIED U KOK-HORS   TUE BANXBERXEE KROS,

TO  SEE A FINE LADY    UPON  A WHITE HORSE.
TUE SEE U FIEN LAEXDEE UPXON U WHIET HORS.

RINGS ON HER FINGERS  AND BELLS ON HER TOES,
RINGZ ON HUR FINXGURZ AND BELZ  ON HUR TOEZ,

AND SHE  SHALL HAVE MUSIC    WHEREVR    SHE  GOES.
AND SHEE SHAL  HAV MYUEXZIK WHERXEXVUR SHEE GOEZ.
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BYE, BABY    BUNTING,  DADDY'S  GONE A-HUNTING;
BIE, BAEXBEE BUNXTING, DADXEE'Z GON  U-HUNTXING;

GONE TO  GET A RABBIT'S KIN;
GON  TUE GET A RABXIT'S SKIN;

TO  WRAP THE BABY    BUNTING  IN.
TUE RAP TZU  BAEXBEE BUNTXING IN.
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THERE WAS AN OLD  WOMAN   WHO  LIVED IN A SHOE,
TZER  WUZ AN OLED WUUXMUN WHUE LIVD  IN U SHUE..

SHE  HAD SO  MANY   CHILDREN  SHE DIDN'T  KNOW WHAT TO  DO;
SHEE HAD SOE MENXIE CHILXDRUN SHE DIDXN'T NOE  WHOT TUE DUE.

SHE  GAVE THEM SOME BROTH WITHOUT  ANY BREAD;
SHEE GAEV TZEM SUM  BROTZ WITZXAUT ENEE BRED;

And WHIPPED THEM ALL SOUNDLY   AND PUT THEM TO  BED.
AND WHIPT   TZEM OL  SAUNDXLEE AND PUT TZEM TUE BED.
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THREE BLIND  MICE, SEE HOW THEY RUN!
TZREE BLIEND MIES, SEE HAU TZAE RUN!

THEY ALL RAN AFTER THE FARMER'S  WIFE,
TZAE OL  RAN AFTUR TZE FORXMUR'Z WIEF,

WHO  CUT OFF THEIR TAILS WITH A CARVING  KNIFE.
WHUE KUT OFF TZAER TAELZ WITZ U KORXVING NIEF.

DID YOU EVER  SEE SUCH A SIGHT IN YOUR LIFE,
DID YUE EVXUR SEE SUCH U SIET  IN YUER LIEF,

AS THREE BLIND  MICE?
AZ TZREE BLIEND MIES?
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PAT-A-CAKE, PAT-A-CAKE, BAKER'S   MAN,
PAT-U-KAEK, PAT-U-KAEK, BAEXKUR'S MAN,

BAKE ME  A CAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
BAEK MEE U KAEK AS FAST AS YUE CAN.

PAT IT AND PRICK IT, AND MARK IT WITH B,
PAT IT AND PRIK  IT, AND MORK IT WITZ B,

PUT IT IN THE  OVEN  FOR  BABY    AND ME.
PUT IT IN TZEE UVXEN FOER BAEXBAE AND MEE.
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MARY,   MARY,   QUITE CONTRARY,
MEXREE, MEXREE, KWIET KONXTRERXEE,

HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW?
HAU DUZ  YUER GORXDN GROE?

WITH SILVER  BELLS AND COCKLE SHELLS,
WITZ SILXVUR BELZ  AND KOKL   SHELS,

AND PRETTY  MAIDS ALL IN A ROW.
AND PRITXEE MAEDS OL  IN U ROE.
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LITTLE BOY   BLUE, COME BLOW YOUR HORN,
LITXL  BOXEE BLUE, KUM  BLOE YUER HOERN,

THE SHEEP'S IN THE MEADOW;
TZU SHEEP'S IN TZU MEDXOE;

THE COW'S IN THE CORN.
TZU KOWZ IN TZU KOERN.

WHERE IS THE BOY   WHO  LOOKS AFTER THE SHEEP?
WHAER IZ TZU BOXEE WHUE LUUKS AFTUR TZU SHEEP?

HE  IS UNDER  THE HAYSTACK  FAST ASLEEP.
HEE IZ UNDXUR TZU HAEXSTAK  FAST UXSLEEP.
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DIDDLE, DIDDLE, DUMPLING,  MY  SON JOHN;
DIDXUL, DIDXUL, DUMXPLING, MIE SUN JON;

WENT TO BED  WITH HIS TROUSERS  ON.
WENT TUE BED WITZ HIZ TRAUXZURZ ON.

ONE SHOE OFF AND ONE SHOE ON;
WUN SHUE OF  AND WUN SHUE ON;

DIDDLE, DIDDLE, DUMPLING,  MY  SON JOHN.
DIDXUL, DIDXUL, DUMXPLING, MIE SUN JON.
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HUSH-A-BYE, BABY,    ON THE TREE TOP;
HUSH-U-BIE, BAEXBEE, ON TZU TREE TOP;

WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THE CRADLE   WILL ROCK.
WHEN TZU WIND BLOES TZE KRAEXDUL WIL  ROK.

WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS THE CRADLE   WILL FALL,
WHEN TZE BAU BRAEKS  TZE KRAEXDUL WIL  FOUL,

DOWN  WILL COME BABY,    CRADLE   AND ALL.
DAUN  WIL  CUM  BAEXBEE, KRAEDXUL AND OL.
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BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP, HAVE YOU ANY   WOOL?
BO,  BO,  BLAK  SHEEP, HAV  YUE ENXEE WUUL?

"YES, SIR, YES, SIR; THREE BAGS FULL.
"YES, SUR, YES, SUR, TZREE BAGZ FUL.

ONE FOR THE MASTER,  AND ONE FOR  THE DAME;
WUN FOR TZU MASXTUR, AND WUN FOER TZU DAEM;

ONE FOR  THE LITTLE BOY   WHO  LIVES DOWN THE LANE."
WUN FOER TZU LITXUL BOXEE WHUE LIVS  DAUM TZU LAEN."
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TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR,
TWIXNKL, TWINXKL, LITUL STOR,

HOW I  WONDER WHAT YOU ARE!
HAU IE WUNXDUR WHUT YUE OR!

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH,
UP UXBUV TZU WURLD SOE HIE,

LIKE A DIAMOND  IN THE SKY.
LIEK U DIEXMUND IN TZU SKIE.



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